Why a Vibrator is better than a man

20 reasons why a vibrator is better than a man

  1. You dont have to tell your vibrator "up higher" or a "little to the left"
  2. A vibrator isn't allergic to your cat
  3. A vibrator doesn't expect you to cook for it
  4. A vibrator doesn't need viagra
  5. A vibrator doesn't forget to lift the toilet seat
  6. A vibrator doesn't care who you sleep with
  7. Your vibrator won't make you be around his creepy friends
  8. You don't have to introduce a vibrator to your parents
  9. A vibrator won't spend all your money
  10. Your vibrators ex isn't harrassing you
  11. A vibrator won't insist on wearing that stupid cap wherever he goes
  12. Your vibrator doesn't go out drinking all night
  13. Your vibrator won't knock you up
  14. Your vibrator works
  15. Your vibrator is only slightly less talkative than the average man
  16. Your vibrator will let you have the remote
  17. Your vibrator doesn't expect you to pretend to be interested in football
  18. Your vibrator is as easy to turn off as it is to turn on
  19. A vibrator doesn't leave its socks and undies on the floor
  20. A vibrator doesn't expect you to tell him how great he was afterwards.
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